THE WORLD’S GREATEST
LIVING
MAGICIAN
The Only Halloween Show That’s Lifeless On Purpose
Tired of Halloween entertainment that’s neither trick nor treat?
Johnny Sparkle was one of the top magicians in the world, playing all the big theaters and casinos, requested by royalty, winning awards, and wowing crowds...
Until his untimely death in 1977.
We have dug him up just for you. You’ll see:
Sleight of hand (assuming his hands stay on)
Mind reading (mmm… braaaiiinnns…)
Live animals (well, they were alive in 1977)
Your guests dying (of laughter)
Dead since 1977. Still killing
Johnny Sparkles has been reanimated by Emmy-winning magician Dave Cox, because necromancy is expensive and we had to call a pro.
Dave has starred on Broadway and is one of the most-seen performers at the world-famous Magic Castle in Hollywood.
He’s the best in the biz—and the only magician willing to work with the undead.
Booking Johnny Sparkle is dangerously easy:
Fill out the form below
Johnny’s assistant checks your date
Johnny Sparkle rises from the grave and staggers into your event
Don’t settle for a party that dies halfway through
Book Johnny Sparkle and get a party that’s dead the whole time.
When Johnny Sparkle takes the stage, your guests will scream.
Then laugh.
Then scream again.
It’s comedy, magic, and light necromancy at their finest.
And don’t worry—he hasn’t eaten an audience member’s brain since 2019.*
*It’s fine, he apologized.
You Know You Need To Book Johnny Sparkle
No Seance necessary. Fill out this form and Johnny’s next of kin will be in touch with available dates and pricing.
You can also e-mail johnnysparkle@thedavecoxshow.com. (ARPANET dates back to the 1960s so canonically, yes, Johnny has email.)